25 Brilliantly Outlandish Inventions by Bored Elon Musk

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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Blanket that temporarily stiffens in appropriate spots so your dog can walk on you in the morning and not wake you up
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Email app that holds all messages sent after 3pm on Friday and sends them to you on Monday morning. So you actually read them
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    Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Shoulder tapping drone you can send over to a coworker who needs to answer your email faster. CBOREDELONMUSK
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk An entire fake city where Instagram photographers and models can take photos and not be incredibly cringeworthy in front of people just waiting for a bus.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Food delivery service that plans out your meals for the day after you step on a scale in the morning. Tentative name: Just Kale Me Now
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMk The Purge, except instead of one day a year of lawlessness, there'd be one day a year of balanced and well researched public policy debate
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow @BoredElonMusk Glove you wear to the grocery store that detects ripeness of produce you're squeezing.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow @BoredElonMusk Chewable vitamins that have 5% of the dosage so you can eat them like fruit-snacks.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk A network called "Background TV" where every show is purposely designed to be watched passively while you mess around on your phone.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Pants that switch keys to pocket on the other side when they recognize you're holding a million grocery bags in the wrong hand.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Tanning lotion with nano popcorn seeds mixed in. Starts popping and wakes you if you fall asleep in the sun too long.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk App that comes up with an even more worthy cause when someone inputs something good they're doing to help the world.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow @BoredElonMusk Glass doors that quickly become opaque when detecting someone is about to walk into it
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Restaurant menus that remember you and highlight dishes you still haven't ordered there.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Rain as a service.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Alarm that also starts a timer for how long you're allowed to f*** around on your phone after waking up
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow @BoredElonMusk Coffee app that connects to a blood monitor and mobile orders for you when your caffeine rate dips below a certain level.
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    Storage basket - Bored Elon Musk BoredElonMusk Follow Venus fly trap planter picnic salad bowl. POTATO SALAP eBoREDELON MUS KI
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Late night "go to sleep alarm" that makes your screens dimmer and dimmer until they're totally black.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Coffee cup lids that change color when you've ACTUALLY sealed them.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow @BoredElonMusk Clothing hangers with digital displays that indicate how many days ago you wore an item.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk A pop-up Vietnamese restaurant that changes locations every week called, "New Pho Who Dis?"
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Thesaurus that analyzes the intelligence of the recipient of your email and upgrades/downgrades vocabulary accordingly
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk Mobile browser that enlarges the impossibly tiny "X" on pop-up ads.
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk Follow BoredElonMusk News app that connects to a blood pressure monitor and adjusts your feed accordingly.
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